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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by JP
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At a screening room at MEP Productions

'I'm going to find my daddy! Even if I have to swim in every marsh across the US.. heck, the whole world!'

'But, Danny, it's a dangerous place outside the river delta'

...thirty minutes later

'Sure, kid, I'll help ya, don't cry. Here's a song my mama usedta sing to me whan I was jes' a little monkey all weepy an' stuff'

light drums start, followed by marimbas...

. . . We sunk fifty mil into this sack of shit? Someone's gonna get fired over this . . .

. . . and where's my goddamn coffee? . . .

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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