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Most Emailed Photos - 10/14/2004 by Mort
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Three all powerful, pregnant witches wove a spell to convert men to be the child bearers of the human species.

Women all over the world crossed their legs in delight.

For they knew how painful male child birth would be.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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