The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 29 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:24	Caption #705
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:23	Caption #72
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:22	Caption #550
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:21	Caption #168
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:20	Caption #519
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:19	Caption #402
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:18	Caption #312
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:17	Caption #903
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:16	Caption #463
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:08	Caption #559
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:07	Caption #628
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:06	Caption #491
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:03:05	Caption #8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:56	Caption #683
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:54	Caption #154
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:52	Caption #656
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:51	Caption #701
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:50	Caption #20
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:49	Caption #293
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:44	Caption #460
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:43	Caption #488
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:42	Caption #755
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:41	Caption #866
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:40	Caption #362
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:39	Caption #42
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:38	Caption #619
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:37	Caption #170
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:36	Caption #427
Mr. Noname	Lurker	22:02:35	Caption #300