Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 351 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:18 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:17 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:16 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:15 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:13 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:04 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:03 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:59 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:58 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:56 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:55 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:52 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:49 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:48 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:46 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:45 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:44 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:43 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:42 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:41 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:40 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:39 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:37 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:36 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:35 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:34 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:33 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:30 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:29 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:26 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:25 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:22 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:21 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:18 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:17 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:16 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:15 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:14 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:13 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:12 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:11 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:10 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:08 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:07 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:05 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:04 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:03 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:02 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:01 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:00 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:59 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:58 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:57 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:56 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:55 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:54 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:52 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:51 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:50 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:47 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:43 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:42 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:27 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:26 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:25 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:24 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:09 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:08 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:06 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:03 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:01 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:00 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:58 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:57 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:56 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:55 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:54 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:51 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:50 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:46 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:43 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:42 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:41 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:40 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:39 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:38 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:37 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:36 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:35 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:34 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:32 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:31 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:29 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:28 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:27 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:26 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:25 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:24 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:23 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:22 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:21 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:18 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:17 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:16 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:15 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:12 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:11 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:10 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:08 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:07 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:04 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:02 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:59 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:55 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:54 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:52 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:51 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:46 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:44 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:43 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:41 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:40 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:36 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:33 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:30 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:26 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:23 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:22 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:20 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:15 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:14 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:13 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:10 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:09 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:07 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:06 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:05 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:04 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:03 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:02 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:01 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:54 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:52 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:51 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:50 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:49 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:44 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:43 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:42 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:41 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:40 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:39 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:38 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:35 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:34 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:32 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:30 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:29 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:28 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:25 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:18 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:15 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:14 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:12 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:11 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:09 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:08 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:07 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:04 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:03 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:01 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:59 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:53 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:50 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:47 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:46 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:45 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:44 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:40 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:39 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:37 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:35 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:34 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:30 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:26 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:25 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:24 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:23 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:17 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:16 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:15 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:11 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:08 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:07 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:05 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:01 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:59 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:58 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:57 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:55 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:53 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:49 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:43 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:42 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:41 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:34 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:29 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:26 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:17 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:16 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:15 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:07 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:05 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:01 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:00 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:58 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:57 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:54 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:53 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:50 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #-00

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:41 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:40 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:39 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:37 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:36 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:31 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:27 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:24 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:23 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:22 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:20 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:11 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:10 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:07 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:06 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:05 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:03 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:02 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:01 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:59 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:58 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:57 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:56 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:54 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:52 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:51 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:49 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:46 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:45 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:42 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:40 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:36 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:34 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:33 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:32 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:30 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:27 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:26 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:24 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:23 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:22 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:21 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:20 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:19 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:16 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:10 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:07 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:05 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:04 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:03 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:02 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:01 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:00 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:59 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:57 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:54 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:51 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:46 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:44 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:43 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:41 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:38 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:36 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:35 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:34 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:32 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:31 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:29 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:28 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:25 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:19 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:18 Caption #747

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post