Her last boyfriend treated her like a dog. But he was a great dresser and a good fuck. In the end, she left him even though she missed the sex.
But, no matter how whoreishly she dressed, she could not get laid.
"Won't anyone have sex with me?" she screamed in the night.
This was a particularly awkward moment for Jesus' second coming. But this was the time the lord picked.
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