Her last boyfriend treated her like a dog. But he was a great dresser and a good fuck. In the end, she left him even though she missed the sex.
But, no matter how whoreishly she dressed, she could not get laid.
"Won't anyone have sex with me?" she screamed in the night.
This was a particularly awkward moment for Jesus' second coming. But this was the time the lord picked.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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