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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by Lauren
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He was kind and gentle as a vegetarian, but a real pig at heart... just the way I liked my men.

I fantacized about him day and night until I just had to make my dreams a reality.

I reached out and grabbed his sharpei and was delighted to find it was huge in my hand... and very nubby, to boot!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Morgus> And here I was thinking that having a man tool shaped like a dog was a *bad* thing!
<guyPaulo> What about those odd appendages though? Hhhmmm.....I guess I can think of a few uses for them, but that's a little too risque for this conservative site....
<Morgus> Yes, this is a very staid environment.
<Mort> Hey Lauren :)
<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> So, nubby is good, eh? Hmm.

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