Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004

by David Byrden

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What's it like to be rich? I'll tell you.

I have a private jet. I get wheeled everywhere in a comfy wheelchair - and nothing is wrong with my legs.

If I want to see bullfighting, they fly matadors and bulls for a private show in my palace.

If I turn my thumb down during the show, the bull wins.

With my money I can afford owls trained to massage my shoulders, monkeys trained to run my bath, and dogs trained to lick my balls.

Actually, you can afford that last item.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Monkeys trained to run your Baath party?
<ajiav> really good, too
<Mort> Mike reminded me of that old joke mutation:
In San Francisco you have bath parties, in Iraq the Baath party has you.

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