I have a private jet. I get wheeled everywhere in a comfy wheelchair - and nothing is wrong with my legs.
If I want to see bullfighting, they fly matadors and bulls for a private show in my palace.
If I turn my thumb down during the show, the bull wins.
With my money I can afford owls trained to massage my shoulders, monkeys trained to run my bath, and dogs trained to lick my balls.
Actually, you can afford that last item.
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