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Most Emailed Photos - 07/01/2004 by Luminaire
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At the end of every episode of The Bachelor, the Bachelor must present a rose to each girl he wants to keep in the competition.

Of course, the girls on the show are always identical cutesy-poo trixie-kittens. I don't know how the guy can tell them apart.

If I were the Bachelor, I'd eliminate all of them and give my roses to the Japanese lesbian.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> (With a shout-out to Elvis...)
<Kumiho> 
<Axolotl> Japanese lesbians, the epitome of desirable but unavailable.
<Luminaire> Not if you're a girl, they aren't.
<Kumiho> but you wouldn't be the Bachelor then neither.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmm...
<mypalmike> If you're a girl, they aren't desirable?
<Kumiho> From this girl, Jaanese lesbians are highly desirable.

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