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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/22/2004 by Luminaire
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Some people believe that sex is an act of love, best kept within the confines of a serious monogamous relationship.

Others treat sex as a competition to jump in bed with as many people as possible.

Whatever you do in bed, please, be careful and don't hurt yourself.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Very good.
<ajiav> 
<Mort> This one is great, but I'd have gone for a slightly different ending:

"Whatever you do in bed, please yourself, just don't hurt yourself."

<mypalmike> Good one.

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