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Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Kumiho
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After a week spent with the houseguests from hell I snapped and sent those f*ckers fleeing in terror.

Then I went and found myself some hot pussy,

and then enjoyed some post-cunnilingal basketball on the TV.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Why no, I am not bitter about how I had to spend the last week hostessing my sister's ex-boyfriends family.
<guyPaulo> That's funny, I used the word "cunnilingal" yesterday, and here it is again! Great minds like alike, right Kumiho? That, or we've both just got sex on the brain.
<Kumiho> I frequently have sex on the brain, particularly when I'm stressed.

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