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Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Kumiho
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After a week spent with the houseguests from hell I snapped and sent those f*ckers fleeing in terror.

Then I went and found myself some hot pussy,

and then enjoyed some post-cunnilingal basketball on the TV.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Why no, I am not bitter about how I had to spend the last week hostessing my sister's ex-boyfriends family.
<guyPaulo> That's funny, I used the word "cunnilingal" yesterday, and here it is again! Great minds like alike, right Kumiho? That, or we've both just got sex on the brain.
<Kumiho> I frequently have sex on the brain, particularly when I'm stressed.

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