"Ouch! oh god...someone please call a doctor.... my spleen!!!"
Yeah! Take THAT! Make another joke about my "man-boobs" now, b*tch, and I'll give you ANOTHER whack with little Jo-Jo here!!
Once again, my temper had boiled over and errupted like a volcano. Soon the authorities would be on me, .....but it had been worth it.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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