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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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THWACK!!!

"Ouch! oh god...someone please call a doctor.... my spleen!!!"

Yeah! Take THAT! Make another joke about my "man-boobs" now, b*tch, and I'll give you ANOTHER whack with little Jo-Jo here!!

Once again, my temper had boiled over and errupted like a volcano. Soon the authorities would be on me, .....but it had been worth it.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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