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Most Emailed Photos - 04/25/2004 by Fah Q
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Mort repeatedly denies that he is on steriods and that he got this way through a strict, protein loaded diet.

It consists of little critters like this, milk, and a blender.

- Choose your own ending caption - please, make up your own ending for this caption below.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> So mort looks buff, but oh god the turds that man pushes out.
<Fah Q> I used to love the choose your own ending books.
<guyPaulo> my ending: "Whatever the source, Mort's studly body causes hot bitches everywhere to faint in sexual ecstasy when he passes by."
<3Suns> This is the true meta. A captioning contest within a captioning contest.

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