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Hey, Cindy, I was wondering if...you know, if you weren't doin' anything...if you'd maybe like to go to the drive in this Saturday? I re-upholstered the seats in my car ---waterproofed 'em and everything...

I removed most of my body hair...see? No more odor!

...and I found a great spot we can go to afterwards! Nobody ever goes there, and Jimmy Blanchard was telling me how one time you let him touch your---


I just don't get it...why don't girls like me?



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<mypalmike> No more odor. That line never works, man!
<3Suns> Rofl! Best use yet of the Rob Schneider pic.

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