Hey, Cindy, I was wondering if...you know, if you weren't doin' anything...if you'd maybe like to go to the drive in this Saturday? I re-upholstered the seats in my car ---waterproofed 'em and everything...
I removed most of my body hair...see? No more odor!
...and I found a great spot we can go to afterwards! Nobody ever goes there, and Jimmy Blanchard was telling me how one time you let him touch your---
I just don't get it...why don't girls like me?
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