I am most famous for the "put your head on the muscleman" gag seen at carnivals and fairs everywhere.
I used to make my living removing strange things from people's anuses.
I am now serving 10 to 20 for putting on a show at my son's school with my "Penis-Puppet".
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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