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Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004

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Two rings to rule them all.
Two rings to find them.
Two rings to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.

Upon Isildur's death the rings were..."passed" to his daughter, the princess.

Piercing her nipples, the two rings gave her unnatural large breasts.

Her chest became legend. Legend became myth.

And some things which should not have been forgotten, were lost...

But something happened then, the rings did not intend. Her Playboy issue was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable...

"AAAHHH!! LOOKS AT THOSE PRECIOUSESES!"

(AP)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<obtuse> "creatures"
<guyPaulo> This is good in so many ways. LOR captions have gotten pretty prolific here too, so I guess it qualifies as "quasi-meta" too.
<3Suns> More like pseudo-quasi-meta, since the prolificness of the LotR captions hasn't really been discussed in the context of meta-ness before.
<guyPaulo> We need an Image Gorilla ruling here. From hence forth, should all LotR captions be considered meta?
<obtuse> Ugh. This conversation is meta enough.
<Lauren> I don't care, meta or otherwise, this caption rules on so many different levels, it's just pure MEP.
<Mort> quantum-pseudo-quasi-meta with a side of strangeness quark flavour.
<ajiav> really good caption, regardless.
<prakash> its nice

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