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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Biggus Dickus
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The wolverine ran across the Canadian plains, as fast as he could, away from the loud noise.

Even in Central Park in NYC, astute dogs took notice of it.

Meanwhile, back in the Hundred Acre Wood, Piglet was heard to comment "Jeez, Pooh...that was a pretty foul fart!"
Pooh said nothing, focusing instead on his impending explosive diarrhea, and regretting eating all that jalapeno-flavored honey.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> It's guyP, It's guyP, It's little, It's Yellow, It's wood. It's guyP, It's guyP, It's better than bad. It's good.
<Steve Irwin> guyPaulo, sans doute
<guyPaulo> It MIGHT be me, but then again, I would probably stay away from the explosive diarrhea gag which has become my hallmark.
<Steve Irwin> Nah, only you would come up with jalapeno-flavored honey.
<yoyology> Yup. This one's actually guy.
<Giacomo Crawdaddy> I'll not sure if we're supposed to go ahead and do this but I'll reveal the answer:

This is NOT me! The jalepeno-honey thing is awsome, though, and I WISH I wrote it.

<guyPaulo> Oh fuck.....
<Lauren> guy, it has to be you.
<Bitch Magnet> ROFL. I can't tell if guy screwed up for real, or if he's using triple-reverse psychology.
<obtuse> Oh crap!
<guyPaulo> Yesssssssss.........BWAHAHAHA....
(rubs his hands together with a sinister smile in a vain attempt to cover up his stupidity)
<mypalmike> Yeah, this looks like guy.
<Don Rumsfeld> People, I just have to second the remarks of my friend Mr. Rove. These "explosive d______" remarks are going to have to stop! Not only are many people offended, but it's a suspiciously dangerous tactic, that YES - could be giving IDEAS to al Qaeda!
<guyPaulo> I don't care, you infidel swine! Didn't you ever notice how "guy Paulo" and "al Qaeda" are very similiar, typographically? The street will flow with the blood of the non-believers!!! Or at least with their explosive diarrhea. Yak cheese can do that to you...
<infosponge> It was me... :)
<Goober???> Who would have thought, infosponge!
<mypalmike> Argh! Cookies...
<Roger Mexico> Yeah that "wolverine" is really "running," and that really looks like "Central Park," and Pooh and Piglet really look like they're saying that shit. Sure.

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