Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004

by Biggus Dickus

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

The wolverine ran across the Canadian plains, as fast as he could, away from the loud noise.

Even in Central Park in NYC, astute dogs took notice of it.

Meanwhile, back in the Hundred Acre Wood, Piglet was heard to comment "Jeez, Pooh...that was a pretty foul fart!"
Pooh said nothing, focusing instead on his impending explosive diarrhea, and regretting eating all that jalapeno-flavored honey.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 172 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:06 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:05 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:04 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:03 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:02 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:01 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:00 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:59 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:57 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:56 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:51 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:50 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:46 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:45 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:41 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:40 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:38 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:37 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:36 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:31 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:30 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:27 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:25 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:22 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:21 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:18 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:16 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:15 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:11 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:10 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:09 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:07 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:06 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:02 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:01 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:58 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:56 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:55 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:54 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:49 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:46 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:41 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:37 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:26 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:25 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:21 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:13 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:04 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:01 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:00 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:57 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:54 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:53 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:51 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:47 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:45 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:43 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:39 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:38 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:34 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:32 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:31 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:26 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:15 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:13 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:00 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:56 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:45 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:41 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:39 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:38 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:37 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:33 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:32 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:31 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:30 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:28 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:27 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:26 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:24 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:21 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:59 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:54 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:50 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:36 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:35 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:28 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:25 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:16 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:15 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:05 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:05 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:02 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:57 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:55 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:54 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:50 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:35 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:34 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:33 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:32 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:31 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:27 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:13 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:12 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:04 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:03 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:02 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:01 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:00 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:59 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:55 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:52 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:51 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:46 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:44 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:43 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:42 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:37 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:35 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:33 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:32 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:30 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:27 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:25 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:23 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:21 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:12 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:10 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:48 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:47 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:46 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:45 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:39 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:37 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:36 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:35 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:33 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:26 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:25 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:22 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:21 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:58 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:54 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:45 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:43 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:40 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:39 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:34 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:32 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:31 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:27 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:20 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:10 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:09 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:08 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:07 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:00 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:55 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:54 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:53 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:46 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:43 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:28 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:26 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:25 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:23 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:22 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:11 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:08 Main Page

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 18 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> It's guyP, It's guyP, It's little, It's Yellow, It's wood. It's guyP, It's guyP, It's better than bad. It's good.
<Steve Irwin> guyPaulo, sans doute
<guyPaulo> It MIGHT be me, but then again, I would probably stay away from the explosive diarrhea gag which has become my hallmark.
<Steve Irwin> Nah, only you would come up with jalapeno-flavored honey.
<yoyology> Yup. This one's actually guy.
<Giacomo Crawdaddy> I'll not sure if we're supposed to go ahead and do this but I'll reveal the answer:
This is NOT me! The jalepeno-honey thing is awsome, though, and I WISH I wrote it.
<guyPaulo> Oh fuck.....
<Lauren> guy, it has to be you.
<Bitch Magnet> ROFL. I can't tell if guy screwed up for real, or if he's using triple-reverse psychology.
<obtuse> Oh crap!
<guyPaulo> Yesssssssss.........BWAHAHAHA....
(rubs his hands together with a sinister smile in a vain attempt to cover up his stupidity)
<mypalmike> Yeah, this looks like guy.
<Don Rumsfeld> People, I just have to second the remarks of my friend Mr. Rove. These "explosive d______" remarks are going to have to stop! Not only are many people offended, but it's a suspiciously dangerous tactic, that YES - could be giving IDEAS to al Qaeda!
<guyPaulo> I don't care, you infidel swine! Didn't you ever notice how "guy Paulo" and "al Qaeda" are very similiar, typographically? The street will flow with the blood of the non-believers!!! Or at least with their explosive diarrhea. Yak cheese can do that to you...
<infosponge> It was me... :)
<Goober???> Who would have thought, infosponge!
<mypalmike> Argh! Cookies...
<Roger Mexico> Yeah that "wolverine" is really "running," and that really looks like "Central Park," and Pooh and Piglet really look like they're saying that shit. Sure.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post