[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Biggus Dickus
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

The wolverine ran across the Canadian plains, as fast as he could, away from the loud noise.

Even in Central Park in NYC, astute dogs took notice of it.

Meanwhile, back in the Hundred Acre Wood, Piglet was heard to comment "Jeez, Pooh...that was a pretty foul fart!"
Pooh said nothing, focusing instead on his impending explosive diarrhea, and regretting eating all that jalapeno-flavored honey.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:14Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:12Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:10Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:08Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:06Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:05Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:04Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:03Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:02Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:01Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:00Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:59Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:58Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:57Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:56Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:55Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:54Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:53Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:52Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:51Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:47Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:46Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:45Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:44Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:43Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:41Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:38Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:37Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:36Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:34Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:28Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:26Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:25Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:22Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:21Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:19Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:18Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:13Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:12Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:10Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:08Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:06Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:05Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:00Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:59Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:57Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:55Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:53Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:51Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:50Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:49Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:48Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:46Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:42Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:39Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:35Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:32Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:30Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:29Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:24Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:23Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:22Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:21Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:20Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:19Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:18Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:17Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:16Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:14Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:11Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:09Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:08Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:07Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:04Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:02Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:00Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:56Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:55Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:50Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:48Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:46Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:42Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:41Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:38Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:36Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:33Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:32Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:30Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:27Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:25Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:22Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:20Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:19Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:18Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:17Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:16Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:15Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:12Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:11Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:07Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:06Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:03Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:01Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:58Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:54Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:53Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:51Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:49Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:47Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:43Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:40Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:39Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:32Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:30Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:24Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:20Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:18Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:17Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:12Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:09Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:05Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:03Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:02Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:59Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:58Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:57Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:53Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:48Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:47Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:45Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:44Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:41Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:34Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:33Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:32Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:25Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:21Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:18Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:13Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:12Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:11Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:08Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:06Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:03Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:02Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:01Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:58Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:57Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:55Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:53Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:49Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:43Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:41Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:39Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:31Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:25Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:21Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:20Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:17Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:15Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:13Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:11Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:10Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:08Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:05Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:01Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:00Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:59Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:58Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:56Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:55Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:54Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:52Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:51Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:47Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:42Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:41Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:40Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:39Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:38Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:38Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:34Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:32Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:30Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:29Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:28Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:27Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:26Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:25Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:24Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:23Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:18Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:12Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:03Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:02Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:00Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:59Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:58Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:57Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:55Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:54Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:53Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:52Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:51Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:50Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:48Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:47Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:44Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:42Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:41Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:40Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:38Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:37Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:35Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:34Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:31Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:23Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:19Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:17Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:16Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:15Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:14Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:13Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:12Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:11Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:10Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:09Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:05Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:04Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:03Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:02Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:01Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:58Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:57Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:56Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:53Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:52Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:51Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:50Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:49Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:48Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:47Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:46Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:45Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:44Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:43Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:42Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:31Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:30Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:28Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:26Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:23Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:22Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:21Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:19Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:18Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:07Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:04Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:02Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:00Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:52Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:51Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:50Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:45Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:37Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:32Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:29Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:28Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:24Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:21Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:19Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:17Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:16Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:15Caption #178

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 18 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> It's guyP, It's guyP, It's little, It's Yellow, It's wood. It's guyP, It's guyP, It's better than bad. It's good.
<Steve Irwin> guyPaulo, sans doute
<guyPaulo> It MIGHT be me, but then again, I would probably stay away from the explosive diarrhea gag which has become my hallmark.
<Steve Irwin> Nah, only you would come up with jalapeno-flavored honey.
<yoyology> Yup. This one's actually guy.
<Giacomo Crawdaddy> I'll not sure if we're supposed to go ahead and do this but I'll reveal the answer:

This is NOT me! The jalepeno-honey thing is awsome, though, and I WISH I wrote it.

<guyPaulo> Oh fuck.....
<Lauren> guy, it has to be you.
<Bitch Magnet> ROFL. I can't tell if guy screwed up for real, or if he's using triple-reverse psychology.
<obtuse> Oh crap!
<guyPaulo> Yesssssssss.........BWAHAHAHA....
(rubs his hands together with a sinister smile in a vain attempt to cover up his stupidity)
<mypalmike> Yeah, this looks like guy.
<Don Rumsfeld> People, I just have to second the remarks of my friend Mr. Rove. These "explosive d______" remarks are going to have to stop! Not only are many people offended, but it's a suspiciously dangerous tactic, that YES - could be giving IDEAS to al Qaeda!
<guyPaulo> I don't care, you infidel swine! Didn't you ever notice how "guy Paulo" and "al Qaeda" are very similiar, typographically? The street will flow with the blood of the non-believers!!! Or at least with their explosive diarrhea. Yak cheese can do that to you...
<infosponge> It was me... :)
<Goober???> Who would have thought, infosponge!
<mypalmike> Argh! Cookies...
<Roger Mexico> Yeah that "wolverine" is really "running," and that really looks like "Central Park," and Pooh and Piglet really look like they're saying that shit. Sure.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post