[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Biggus Dickus
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

The wolverine ran across the Canadian plains, as fast as he could, away from the loud noise.

Even in Central Park in NYC, astute dogs took notice of it.

Meanwhile, back in the Hundred Acre Wood, Piglet was heard to comment "Jeez, Pooh...that was a pretty foul fart!"
Pooh said nothing, focusing instead on his impending explosive diarrhea, and regretting eating all that jalapeno-flavored honey.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 240 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:06Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:03Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:02Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:01Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:00Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:59Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:58Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:57Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:55Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:54Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:51Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:50Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:49Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:46Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:41Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:40Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:35Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:34Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:30Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:26Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:23Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:21Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:19Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:13Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:10Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:09Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:06Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:05Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:56Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:55Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:52Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:51Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:50Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:49Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:45Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:42Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:41Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:40Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:39Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:37Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:34Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:32Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:31Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:30Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:29Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:26Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:25Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:20Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:18Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:15Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:14Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:13Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:11Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:05Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:01Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:59Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:58Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:57Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:54Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:52Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:46Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:43Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:41Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:40Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:38Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:37Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:36Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:34Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:30Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:29Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:25Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:21Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:20Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:18Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:15Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:09Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:05Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:02Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:59Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:58Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:57Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:56Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:53Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:49Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:48Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:46Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:45Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:41Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:38Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:32Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:29Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:22Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:20Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:13Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:12Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:09Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:05Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:01Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:59Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:57Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:56Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:54Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:53Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:50Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:49Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:47Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:45Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:41Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:40Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:37Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:36Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:35Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:34Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:32Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:25Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:24Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:22Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:21Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:20Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:18Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:16Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:13Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:09Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:01Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:58Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:53Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:52Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:41Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:39Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:36Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:33Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:30Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:24Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:22Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:17Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:10Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:08Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:05Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:00Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:57Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:56Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:51Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:49Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:48Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:45Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:40Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:39Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:38Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:36Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:31Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:29Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:28Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:27Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:26Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:24Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:23Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:22Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:19Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:17Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:15Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:12Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:08Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:01Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:00Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:59Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:58Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:57Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:56Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:54Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:52Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:51Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:48Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:44Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:40Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:38Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:36Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:33Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:30Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:29Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:26Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:24Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:20Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:17Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:12Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:08Caption #248

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 18 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> It's guyP, It's guyP, It's little, It's Yellow, It's wood. It's guyP, It's guyP, It's better than bad. It's good.
<Steve Irwin> guyPaulo, sans doute
<guyPaulo> It MIGHT be me, but then again, I would probably stay away from the explosive diarrhea gag which has become my hallmark.
<Steve Irwin> Nah, only you would come up with jalapeno-flavored honey.
<yoyology> Yup. This one's actually guy.
<Giacomo Crawdaddy> I'll not sure if we're supposed to go ahead and do this but I'll reveal the answer:

This is NOT me! The jalepeno-honey thing is awsome, though, and I WISH I wrote it.

<guyPaulo> Oh fuck.....
<Lauren> guy, it has to be you.
<Bitch Magnet> ROFL. I can't tell if guy screwed up for real, or if he's using triple-reverse psychology.
<obtuse> Oh crap!
<guyPaulo> Yesssssssss.........BWAHAHAHA....
(rubs his hands together with a sinister smile in a vain attempt to cover up his stupidity)
<mypalmike> Yeah, this looks like guy.
<Don Rumsfeld> People, I just have to second the remarks of my friend Mr. Rove. These "explosive d______" remarks are going to have to stop! Not only are many people offended, but it's a suspiciously dangerous tactic, that YES - could be giving IDEAS to al Qaeda!
<guyPaulo> I don't care, you infidel swine! Didn't you ever notice how "guy Paulo" and "al Qaeda" are very similiar, typographically? The street will flow with the blood of the non-believers!!! Or at least with their explosive diarrhea. Yak cheese can do that to you...
<infosponge> It was me... :)
<Goober???> Who would have thought, infosponge!
<mypalmike> Argh! Cookies...
<Roger Mexico> Yeah that "wolverine" is really "running," and that really looks like "Central Park," and Pooh and Piglet really look like they're saying that shit. Sure.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post