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What's better than diamond encrusted kitty?!


Extreme Vodka pussy!!


...and my vodka dispensing bionic nipple- anyone for a shot?!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Dear god, I want a vodka dispensing nipple SOO BADLY!
<3Suns> What, you'd rather suck at a guy's teat than an "Extreme Vodka Pussy" ?
<guyPaulo> No, I want MY nipple to dispense vodka. Think of the potential. I would never have to get off the couch to get a "Screwdriver" again. That is, if my other nipple dispensed orange juice....
<Pedro Gonzales> Queueing at a bar would be a thing of a past, if only there were a way to dispense ice... perhaps a belly-button attachment?
<Lauren> guy just wants the girls to line up to suck on his breast. He is hoping it will lead to other sucking.

Oh, and excellent caption, Pedro.

<guyPaulo> Do you ever wonder why men even have nipples? Its odd really.....
<gaypaulo> we have nipples to make faces wit em!!!

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