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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004

by Pedro Gonzales

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What's better than diamond encrusted kitty?!

Extreme Vodka pussy!!

...and my vodka dispensing bionic nipple- anyone for a shot?!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> Dear god, I want a vodka dispensing nipple SOO BADLY!
<3Suns> What, you'd rather suck at a guy's teat than an "Extreme Vodka Pussy" ?
<guyPaulo> No, I want MY nipple to dispense vodka. Think of the potential. I would never have to get off the couch to get a "Screwdriver" again. That is, if my other nipple dispensed orange juice....
<Pedro Gonzales> Queueing at a bar would be a thing of a past, if only there were a way to dispense ice... perhaps a belly-button attachment?
<Lauren> guy just wants the girls to line up to suck on his breast. He is hoping it will lead to other sucking.
Oh, and excellent caption, Pedro.
<guyPaulo> Do you ever wonder why men even have nipples? Its odd really.....
<gaypaulo> we have nipples to make faces wit em!!!

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