[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 66 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:54Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:51Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:50Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:48Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:47Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:35Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:34Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:22Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:04Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:01Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:52Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:51Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:49Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:48Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:47Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:46Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:45Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:44Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:42Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:41Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:29Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:26Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:24Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:23Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:19Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:18Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:17Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:16Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:15Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:14Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:13Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:12Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:11Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:10Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:09Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:08Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:06Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:50Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:48Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:47Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:40Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:32Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:22Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:21Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:19Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:18Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:15Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:14Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:13Caption #168

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post