Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

What I did over the weekend by Mort
I spent my day like I spend most of my free days: at the botanical gardens.
The gardener Ulga -- her foul hygine was only surpassed by her gardening prowess -- asked if flowers reminded me of women's parts.

I replied that I had never actually had the chance to view a woman's 'private region'.
She laughed and dragged me heavily to the shadows behind the potting shed. I stood, my mouth agape, as she lifted up her rough skirt and showed me beneath. 'First you must rid me of my pests.' she said.
I grimaced as I plucked mites one by one from their hairy nest, and squashed their heads between my fingers.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to coax a family of apes out of her ass.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 153 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:24 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:22 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:21 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:20 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:19 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:18 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:17 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:16 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:15 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:14 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:13 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:12 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:11 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:10 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:09 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:08 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:07 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:04 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:02 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:57 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:54 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:53 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:51 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:50 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:49 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:48 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:47 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:46 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:45 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:44 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:43 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:42 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:41 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:40 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:39 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:38 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:37 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:36 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:33 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:29 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:26 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:25 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:24 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:23 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:22 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:21 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:20 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:19 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:18 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:17 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:16 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:15 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:14 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:13 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:12 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:11 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:10 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:09 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:08 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:07 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:06 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:05 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:04 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:03 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:02 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:01 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:00 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:59 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:58 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:57 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:56 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:55 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:54 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:53 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:52 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:51 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:50 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:49 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:48 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:47 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:46 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:45 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:44 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:43 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:42 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:40 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:38 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:37 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:35 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:33 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:32 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:30 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:28 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:26 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:25 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:24 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:23 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:22 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:21 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:20 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:19 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:18 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:17 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:16 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:15 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:14 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:13 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:12 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:11 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:10 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:09 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:08 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:07 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:06 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:05 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:04 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:03 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:02 Caption #963

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:01 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:00 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:57 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:56 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:53 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:52 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:51 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:50 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:49 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:48 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:47 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:46 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:45 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:44 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:43 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:42 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:41 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:39 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:37 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:35 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:34 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:33 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:32 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:31 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:30 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:29 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:28 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:27 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:26 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:25 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:24 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:23 Caption #155

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post