[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 96 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:13Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:09Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:08Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:47Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:45Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:30Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:16Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:14Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:09Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:08Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:59Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:49Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:46Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:38Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:34Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:26Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:25Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:23Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:19Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:17Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:10Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:04Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:03Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:02Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:51Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:50Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:47Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:41Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:29Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:27Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:25Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:23Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:21Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:18Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:10Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:06Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:05Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:01Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:58Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:51Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:50Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:49Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:48Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:45Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:38Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:37Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:08Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:03Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:57Caption #382

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post