![](images/150251.jpg) PRESS CONFERENCE, WHITE HOUSE, 2015
"Mr. President, it's so hot my DOG melted. Why did we reject the Kyoto protocol?" |
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![](images/150252.jpg) "Gee whiz, I dunno! I mean, who'd a thought Global Warming would affect America?"
"It's not like we live next door to Globia." |
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![](images/150253.jpg) "Anyways, look on the bright side. We can now sunbathe in Alaska!"
"And I kinda like the Manhattan gondolas." |
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