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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by Lauren
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In a quiet and peaceful Vermont setting....

...a brilliant scientist has developed a formula for a food that will solve world hunger.

THE BUSH-CHENEY PLATFORM: We must find that scientist and shoot him until he is dead, dead, dead.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> You don't understand... hunger is good for the restaurant business, and famine is good for the the funeral business. We need to make America the best place in the world to do business, so we can create more jobs. The more jobs, the less poor people out there who will go hungry.
<Lauren> Wow, 3Suns... Thanks for explaining things to me. I now understand and support the Republican platform.
<Lauren> Wow, 3Suns... Thanks for explaining things to me. I now understand and support the Republican platform.
<mypalmike> Wait a minute... Less hungry people means fewer jobs for the restaurant business, which means more hungry people, which means more jobs for the restaurant business, which means less hungry people, which means more hungry people... Ahhhh!
<yoyology> Stop asking questions, citizen.
<Jmofwiw> Kerry, on the other hand, opposes famine but supports hunger. He is for restaurants but is opposed to the food service industry. Yet, above all he supports famine while opposing hunger and favors the food service industry while frowning upon restaurants. It's all nuance, you see?
<Kumiho> Ah, yes, nuance, the new catch word for this election year.
<mypalmike> Nuance bad. You know, Al Quaeda likes nuance. Sure, they nuance everything. So does my opponent. But there's no nuancing around when a nukular cloud shows up in Tulsa.
<mywifesdeadhusbandscatsupmoney> My nuance and nuuncles solved world hunger when they bottled 57 varieties. Speaking of 57 varieties, have you heard Kerrys position on tax cuts this week?

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