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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Carrie waited anxiously for her new "f*ck buddy" to show up....she needed a hot, new story.

Meanwhile, Charlotte and Miranda finally gave into their lesbian urges and fucked the hell out of each other in the middle of Broadway.

On the other side of town, Samantha lay there on the operating table unconcious. The doctors couldn't move...they had never seen a vagina that used up, shriveled and just nasty!! Damn, she really was the real whore of Sex in the City.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> nice S&TC reference.
<Luminaire> Every time I watch that show, I end up wanting to kick Samantha.
<Kumiho> ::chuckles::
<ajiav> 
<Jesse's Mom> I have always loathed S&TC!
<Annoying One> 

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