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Most Emailed Photos - 05/10/2004 by 3Suns
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We live in a police state, where even the birds and beasts are under surveillance and held to extreme expectations of conformity.

Big brother is everywhere; a thousand pairs of eyes watch our every move.

Wasn't the "chosen one" supposed to prevent this? STOP MEDITATING AND GET YOUR BUTT IN GEAR, YA JACKASS!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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