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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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Every week, the monkies expose themselves for humiliation and defeat as they lay bare their souls during the caption contest. For the winner, the day means a brief moment in the spotlight, as they are crowned "Kookiest Of the Online alternatiVizers"

The losers are left with nothing but the nasty comments on their captions and stabbing pain of defeat penetrating their skulls.

A little known fact is that the honorable mention monkies each receive a coupon for a free armpit painting from the hippest new salon in town:
"The Jaundice Twins House of Style"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> The Jaundice Twins are hot and they gave me a cool case of hepatitis.
<3Suns> F*ck this, HM isn't even worth it. I'm going over to Rickets-o-rama.
<ajiav> I heard they prefer people to refer to them by their names, Mary Kate and Ashley.

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