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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Jmofwiw
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There is a glass ceiling in Hollywood that keeps panda bears away from the really big roles.

They originally cast a panda in the starring role in Scream but the mask just didn't look right on a panda's head.

Equally dissapointing was a panda starring as Gollum in The Return of the King

"We likes it...oh yes, we waaantssss it!"

But one of the worst was a panda replacing William Shatner as Captain Kirk in The Wrath of Kahn

"Spock no!"

"I am and ever shall be..."

"...your -choke- friend."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Jmofwiw> Of course, casting Bea Arthur as Spock wasn't too hot of an idea, either.
<guyPaulo> Oh man, this one totally rocks teh sexy.
<ElvisThePelvis> Bea Arthur *IS* spock. Nimoy is not...he said so.
<3Suns> I don't get the first one, but I don't care. Live long and caption, JM.
<Jmofwiw> The first caption refers to the mask in the "Scream" movies... ...tinylink.com...
<yoyology> After the last caption, I was thinking, "That doesn't look like Nancy Reagan. It looks like Maude". By golly, here's Maude!
<ajiav> pandas demand equal pay for equal work.

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