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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004

by Jmofwiw

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There is a glass ceiling in Hollywood that keeps panda bears away from the really big roles.

They originally cast a panda in the starring role in Scream but the mask just didn't look right on a panda's head.

Equally dissapointing was a panda starring as Gollum in The Return of the King

"We likes it...oh yes, we waaantssss it!"

But one of the worst was a panda replacing William Shatner as Captain Kirk in The Wrath of Kahn

"Spock no!"

"I am and ever shall be..."

"...your -choke- friend."

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Jmofwiw> Of course, casting Bea Arthur as Spock wasn't too hot of an idea, either.
<guyPaulo> Oh man, this one totally rocks teh sexy.
<ElvisThePelvis> Bea Arthur *IS* spock. Nimoy is not...he said so.
<3Suns> I don't get the first one, but I don't care. Live long and caption, JM.
<Jmofwiw> The first caption refers to the mask in the "Scream" movies... ...tinylink.com...
<yoyology> After the last caption, I was thinking, "That doesn't look like Nancy Reagan. It looks like Maude". By golly, here's Maude!
<ajiav> pandas demand equal pay for equal work.

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