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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by jordie3
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Some artists are commissioned to create renditions of cosmic events both known and theorized, which tease the imagination and titillate the senses of all generations.

Some artists are commissioned to pose models of cosmic beauty, which serve to tease and titillate the male viewer and ruin the self-esteem of the female viewer.

Some artists just get lucky at the local zoo.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Too true.
<3Suns> Getting lucky with polar bears? Sounds dangerous!
<Mort> And yet it's just what Jordie would find kinky!
<Stormi> LOL Love it!

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