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Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by Lauren
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"I suggest we hang him by the testicles until he weeps for our mercy. Then we should let him hang there until he is dead."
Antonio Cassano, Roma, Italy

"I think we should pierce him all over so he bleeds to death very slowly."
Brent Moffatt, Montreal, Canada

"Oy, gevalt! Please, please, turn me over to Ariel Sharon."
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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