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Die Meisten Emailed Fotos aus Deutschland - 07/20/2003 by apple juice is a verb
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"keep it simple", they say---
i don't know...
should i accept someone else's artistic vision? allow myself to be pulled under by the ideals of another?

I was mulling this over at work (the library, of course), thinking to myself: "y'know? I don't care...They know where they can kiss it."

In the end, it's always about the pussy, anyways.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> I think someone is having a dig at me...
<Roger Mexico> "Dig at" you? I BURY you!!!
<Mort> I think someone is talking smack, lets see how you do on Wednesday. :)

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