[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by Axolotl
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My career as a supervillain is so over.

First I got voted "Worst costume" at the annual Evildoers Ball.

Then my learned the hard way that you should never buy cheap adamatium faceplates on the internet.

But worst was when I got captured and shaved by Sailor Bile and Cadmium Girl...
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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