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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I caught her out of the corner of my eye, the woman of my dreams.

She was beautiul and wanted my eggs or something.

Of course, 24 hours later I has off my PCP high and realized I had just f*cked a pig.

Just say no kids...just say no.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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