[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I caught her out of the corner of my eye, the woman of my dreams.

She was beautiul and wanted my eggs or something.

Of course, 24 hours later I has off my PCP high and realized I had just f*cked a pig.

Just say no kids...just say no.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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