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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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I kinda wanted to be a beauty queen, ya know?

But I'm no beauty.

Then I wanted to be an athlete and win medals.

But I'm no athlete.

Another thing I can't do properly, is sing.

But for some reason, that's not an issue.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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