[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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I kinda wanted to be a beauty queen, ya know?

But I'm no beauty.


Then I wanted to be an athlete and win medals.

But I'm no athlete.


Another thing I can't do properly, is sing.

But for some reason, that's not an issue.

(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JP> That's what I was trying to say all along!
<mypalmike> Hit her baby one more time.
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