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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/05/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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Evolution Theory is very simple.

You go from this...


...to this...


...via this.

Next week: Nuclear Physics

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Simple, clever, succinct, humorous. You don't have a chance!
<JP> Clever... but is the nuclear physics part where you explain how her boobs got to be so large? Is that fission or fusion?
<guyPaulo> Just brilliant. Really superb caption.
<Lauren> Ossum caption, Bavid. I can't wait for your explanation of relational databases. Or do you just do physical sciences?
<Bavid Dyrden> I can explain anything except why my wife gets mad at me.

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