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Evolution Theory is very simple.

You go from this...


...to this...


...via this.

Next week: Nuclear Physics

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Simple, clever, succinct, humorous. You don't have a chance!
<JP> Clever... but is the nuclear physics part where you explain how her boobs got to be so large? Is that fission or fusion?
<guyPaulo> Just brilliant. Really superb caption.
<Lauren> Ossum caption, Bavid. I can't wait for your explanation of relational databases. Or do you just do physical sciences?
<Bavid Dyrden> I can explain anything except why my wife gets mad at me.

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