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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/14/2005 by Lauren
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Over the past few days, Americans have been foresaking their worldly possessions and seeking assylum in Canada in droves.

The right-wing has seized on this migration as an opportunity to claim that we should be disgusted at our lenient criminal justice system.

Fortunately for us, the Bush boys are in the perfect position to implement changes that will straighten our society out. Seig Heil!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> All hail dubbya!
<(And nice pun there too!)> 
<mypalmike> Oops, wrong field...
<JP> The possibilities for puns on that picture are end-less!
<Kumiho> ::groan::
<ElvisThePelvis> I can really get behind that first picture.
<mypalmike> There's not even a sphincter of doubt in my mind that the first picture is great.
<ElvisThePelvis> why mpm, I think you are correct in your assessment.
<Lauren> Bottom line: I agree!
<guyPaulo> This thread is really crappy.
<ElvisThePelvis> guyP don't be an ass...
<ElvisThePelvis> sorry guyP I am cranky today...really showing my behind.
<mypalmike> So many wisecracks, but you're still just a bunch of bums.
<mypalmike> (Man, I wish you could preview comments...)
<Lauren> At first I thought the bicyclists were mooning us, but I now realize they are just showing us.... Uranus.
<ElvisThePelvis> if you are reading this, you have reached the bottom.
<JP> ...and you all deserve a spanking.
<mypalmike> Man, this thread is making me laugh so much my cheeks are sore.
<JP> Butt I'm laughing so much I'm getting winded. How long will this rash of posts go on?
<Lauren> Okay, I admittedly am bringing up the rear with this, butt, can I point out that I really don't understand what all the rumpus is about? And with that, I will climb down from the soap box and retake my seat.
<ElvisThePelvis> When...WHEN will it all end!!!!!
<guyPaulo> Well, I'm sick of this and I'm off to read some Winny the POO.....

(sorry, that was weak....)

<JP> I'm not going to post-here, Eeyore. This isn't fanny anymore. I derriere all to stop this thread. Buncha hams...
<mypalmike> That's definitely the best pun, JP. Kudos.
<mypalmike> I mean, nudos.
<JP> God help me. What have I become...

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