It was such a nice day a thrill ride. Unfortunately for the newlyweds it was also a nice day for faulty steel hinges. The resulting crash was horrendous. |
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Jim was reincarnated as a small Tarsier in a fancy protected habitat. Despite having an abundance of food, and hourly pettings, his face would forever betray the horrible memory of the accident. |
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Alice, on the other hand, got over it rather quickly. In fact, she somehow managed to get reincarnated *after* her cremation. If was all a part of her diabolical plan to surprise Aunt Helga in the middle of her wake. Alice had always hated that bitch. |
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