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Fashion: A Novel, by mypalmike.

I was running late for the fashion show. "Damn," I thought, "I worked like a dog for months on those new designs! I can't miss it!"

"After all, the sheer brilliance of my new little black dress was a cut above the rest. Tit for tat, I should have the competition sewn up!"

Unfortunately, as my mind wandered, I got lost. When I finally asked for directions, this guy just pointed both ways. It made me very cross.

I missed the fashion show.

The End.

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<mypalmike> [Scraping sound.]

"What's that?"
"That's the bottom of the barrel."

<Allaran> Nice story!
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