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Most Emailed Photos - 08/19/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I have worked myself to the bone for years now to be in peak physical condition...

Being "Top Model" is no easy job. I suffer so much for beauty...

Oh f*ck it, give me the damn sandwich!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Luminaire> I was about to do a similar caption, but you did it way better.
<guyPaulo> snort!

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