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Most Emailed Photos - 08/19/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I have worked myself to the bone for years now to be in peak physical condition...

Being "Top Model" is no easy job. I suffer so much for beauty...

Oh f*ck it, give me the damn sandwich!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> I was about to do a similar caption, but you did it way better.
<guyPaulo> snort!

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