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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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And lift, and push, and roll, and push, and lift, and push...

"As I worked out in my arobics class, my mind drifted...."

"I sure like the way he chews on my monkey when we make love!"

"And his dedication to the cunniligual arts is amazing. Since his procedure he is now soft and chewy on the left side and hard and nibbly on the right side."

And lift, and push, and roll, and push, and lift, and push...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> You and I are having the same thoughts on cunnilgutis...SCARY!!
<Fu Manchu> I wonder if his wife has knocked her teeth out too?
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