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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by Morgus
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Who would have thought a wheelchair could outrace a jet?

Who would have thought that a cloven-foot beast could become a proctologist?

And who would have thought that this bird could lift a man with just one foot?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I like the idea that the wheelchair guy is going up against the jet on some horrible reality TV show.
<ajiav> Life is full of questions

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