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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by GclefNatalie
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Hero Builders' Action Toy Is a "must" for your girl or boy.

It's even anatomically correct, with constricting undies for special effect.

The ears are pointy and they wiggle; pull the beard & he will let out a giggle. So hurry now and get in line For Insane Hussein is a one of a kind.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 13 comments for this caption.

<Little Bee> Great rhyming scheme. Thank God he's a one of a kind!
<Colleen Mc.> LMFAO!
<StacyDavid> I let out a giggle when I read this. But my ears did not wiggle!
<babydevyll> I can't believe a company actually made a toy of this clown. The should have make it a voodoo doll
<Mort> ...
<Roger Mexico> Doesn't quite hang together. Sorry.

"GclefNatalie" -- What's that, Welsh?

<Lauren> I almost liked this, but the cadence was off or something...
<Cy123> I liked it.
<Carol> Gclef Natalie, like Wyclef Jean?
<GclefNatalie> LOL No, my name is Natalie, but had trouble getting that as a screen name. Maybe I'll just put Natalie when I submit a caption.
<Natalie> ...oh, and I love to sing, hence the "Gclef". I am a Karaoke junkie!
<Carol> If you were a guy, then you would be Fclef I presume.
<Mort> Carol, you really crack me up. When are you going to post something?
Great caption Natalie, maybe next week :)

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