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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2004 by superwoman biatch
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And the transformation has begun. Watch slowly as I metamorphis from plain Jane into...

SHE-BITCH....Hah, hah!! I will slaughter you, you pathetic male species. Oh wait, something is going horribly wrong. I feel myself morphing yet again...

Oh, fucking great! Damn fucking witch doctor serum. Now, I am just a huge, fat, panda bear on the brink of extinction. Oh well, it could be worse. I could be a man!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Quite the misanthrope...

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