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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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My parents were an odd couple: bitter enemies in the public, who led a loving, if somewhat non-traditional, marriage in private. No one in the world knew about their affections, and I was adopted and raised in secret.

In addition to the isolation, they also subjected me and my three clone-brothers to bizarre Satanic rituals to prepare us to become the Four Horsemen of the Apocolpyse.

Whatever. All I wanted was for them to come to my kindergarden class play.

So because of all that wacky stuff, I've now got a weird compulsion to put on exotic makeup and show my woo-haa to complete strangers on the subway.

WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME, MOMMY AND DADDY!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> The first two panels are kind of long, but the last one is gold.
<ajiav> woo-haa! i got you all in check
<mypalmike> WOrdy but funny. Heheh, I said "but".

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