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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Lauren arrived at the MEP meet-up dressed to kill.

The monkies stood in awe as Lauren began an acrobatics demonstration (guyPaulo shown).

Lauren was the center of attention until I showed up in my ass-kicking machine.

I am such a ham.

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<Lauren> Elvis, you can steal my thunder(thighs) any day.
<H. Monkey> Is it an automatic or semi-automatic ass-kicking machine?
<Lauren> I think it's .... manual!
<Stormi> But with no joystick.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<mypalmike> Nice one, Elvis.
<guyPaulo> I am teh sexy monkie.

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