Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004

by A guyPaulo original

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Mmmmmm.....boobies.....

MMMMMmmmmmm...... pussy.....inter-racial pussy at that..god this is hot!...uuuugghhhhhhh!!!!!

(Inside the urethra, a tidal wave of man-glue surges past the prostate and out into the world, like a tsumani of love, clogging up yet another keyboard)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Sick sick sick
(but hillarious)
<Axolotl> guyPaolo had the rare ability to combine crass and class!
<mypalmike> Class? Where?
<A guyPaulo original> Maybe the scandalous Scandanavian is refering to my first post???? Anyway, I'll take my complements where I can get 'em...
<yoyology> "tsumani" Hehehehe. I know it was probably a typo, but it's still funny.
<obtuse> 'tsuma' is a sashimi (~sushi) garnish
'tsumashi' is a japanese adjective for 'thrifty'
Most certainly a mis-type.
An understandable typo, considering the nature of the post.
<A guyPaulo original> See, its "tsuMANi," with a MAN in the middle. Its irony.....yes, that's the ticket......
<spam> Haha, gross.

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