Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004

by A guyPaulo original

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Mmmmmm.....boobies.....

MMMMMmmmmmm...... pussy.....inter-racial pussy at that..god this is hot!...uuuugghhhhhhh!!!!!

(Inside the urethra, a tidal wave of man-glue surges past the prostate and out into the world, like a tsumani of love, clogging up yet another keyboard)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 233 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:51 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:49 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:48 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:47 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:46 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:45 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:44 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:43 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:42 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:41 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:40 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:39 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:38 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:37 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:36 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:35 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:33 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:32 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:31 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:29 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:28 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:27 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:26 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:25 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:24 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:22 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:21 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:20 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:19 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:17 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:16 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:15 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:14 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:11 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:07 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:03 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:58 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:56 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:55 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:54 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:52 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:51 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:48 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:47 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:45 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:43 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:41 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:39 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:38 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:37 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:36 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:32 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:31 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:30 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:27 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:24 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:16 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:14 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:13 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:11 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:08 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:05 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:04 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:03 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:02 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:56 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:52 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:49 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:48 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:47 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:45 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:43 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:42 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:40 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:39 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:37 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:34 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:31 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:29 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:25 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:21 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:20 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:09 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:08 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:07 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:02 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:59 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:58 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:57 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:54 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:53 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:52 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:49 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:47 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:45 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:43 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:41 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:40 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:38 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:37 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:30 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:29 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:28 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:26 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:25 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:23 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:22 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:21 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:03 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:02 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:00 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:57 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:56 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:55 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:54 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:53 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:52 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:51 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:50 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:48 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:46 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:45 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:44 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:43 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:41 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:37 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:35 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:34 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:33 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:32 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:30 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:29 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:27 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:26 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:23 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:20 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:19 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:17 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:16 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:15 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:14 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:13 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:10 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:05 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:04 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:02 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:01 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:00 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:59 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:58 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:56 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:53 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:51 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:50 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:49 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:46 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:44 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:42 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:41 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:38 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:37 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:35 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:34 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:33 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:32 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:27 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:26 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:25 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:20 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:13 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:12 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:05 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:04 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:03 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:56 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:52 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:50 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:47 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:46 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:45 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:42 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:41 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:40 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:39 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:33 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:24 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:22 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:21 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:11 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:08 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:07 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:01 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:58 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:57 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:56 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:55 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:54 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:49 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:48 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:47 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:39 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:38 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:36 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:35 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:24 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:22 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:21 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:18 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:17 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:10 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:09 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:05 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:02 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:01 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:57 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:56 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:54 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:53 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:52 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:44 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:42 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:38 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:32 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:31 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:30 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:27 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:26 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:25 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:24 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:23 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:22 Caption #204

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Pedro Gonzales> Sick sick sick
(but hillarious)
<Axolotl> guyPaolo had the rare ability to combine crass and class!
<mypalmike> Class? Where?
<A guyPaulo original> Maybe the scandalous Scandanavian is refering to my first post???? Anyway, I'll take my complements where I can get 'em...
<yoyology> "tsumani" Hehehehe. I know it was probably a typo, but it's still funny.
<obtuse> 'tsuma' is a sashimi (~sushi) garnish
'tsumashi' is a japanese adjective for 'thrifty'
Most certainly a mis-type.
An understandable typo, considering the nature of the post.
<A guyPaulo original> See, its "tsuMANi," with a MAN in the middle. Its irony.....yes, that's the ticket......
<spam> Haha, gross.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post