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Mmmmmm.....boobies.....

MMMMMmmmmmm...... pussy.....inter-racial pussy at that..god this is hot!...uuuugghhhhhhh!!!!!

(Inside the urethra, a tidal wave of man-glue surges past the prostate and out into the world, like a tsumani of love, clogging up yet another keyboard)
(Reuters)
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Sick sick sick
(but hillarious)
<Axolotl> guyPaolo had the rare ability to combine crass and class!
<mypalmike> Class? Where?
<A guyPaulo original> Maybe the scandalous Scandanavian is refering to my first post???? Anyway, I'll take my complements where I can get 'em...
<yoyology> "tsumani" Hehehehe. I know it was probably a typo, but it's still funny.
<obtuse> 'tsuma' is a sashimi (~sushi) garnish
'tsumashi' is a japanese adjective for 'thrifty'
Most certainly a mis-type.

An understandable typo, considering the nature of the post.

<A guyPaulo original> See, its "tsuMANi," with a MAN in the middle. Its irony.....yes, that's the ticket......
<spam> Haha, gross.

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