[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/08/2003 by Mort
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When the kittens were born, I asked my Dad where I came from.

"Well your mother and I met at something adults like to call an 'orgy'" he said.

"But in my nervous rush to get rutting, I forgot how to use the condom vending manchine."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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