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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by mypalmike
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I am Trom, from the Galaxy called Delia Metsom. I have been secretly living on Earth for some time now.

I have large, dark claws instead of hands. My Earth girlfriend loves when I sneak up behind her and fondle her.

I love her too, but it's difficult dealing with her sometimes. She's completely bipolar.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Earth girls *are* easy.
<ElvisThePelvis> Earth girls *are* easy.
<Carol> Bipolar, HAHAHA! Well, I thought it was funny.
<Carol> "Large dark claws" funny too! That is one odd "swim" suit or whatever, I must say.
<MLimburg> (laugh) Love the Pun
(cries - Remembers my ex-wife)
(laugh - Thinks of current partner)
<3Suns> I'm lovin' it.®

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