[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 114 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:30Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:18Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:07Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:02Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:59Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:48Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:42Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:36Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:10Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:51Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:21Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:16Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:10Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:02Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:01Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:00Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:54Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:50Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:47Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:44Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:34Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:28Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:22Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:18Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:56Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:53Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:44Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:42Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:36Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:32Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:30Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:28Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:12Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:10Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:55Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:45Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:44Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:36Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:35Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:16Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:12Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:08Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:55Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:48Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:39Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:21Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:14Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:11Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:04Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:03Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:58Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:57Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:55Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:48Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:44Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:30Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:29Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:09Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:55Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:52Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:44Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:35Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:34Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:28Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:17Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:10Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:53Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:45Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:37Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:32Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:18Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:09Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:01Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:00Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:59Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:56Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:55Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:50Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:41Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:39Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:35Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:31Caption #155

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post