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"Oh, excuse me!"

This slight release of gas was just enought to loosen Miss Carnival's plastic surgery stitching.

Blood was the flavor of this tart, and oh, man, what a flavor.

A wonderful opportunity for Brazil's new police-dog unit to prove its worth!

Gather those body parts, boys, we got a job to do!

With no surviving picture to work from, Miss Carnival's reconstruction was structured around the one feature that everyone remembered best.

Her father declined to comment.



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<ajiav> Hah! I got to Break Format Again!


<ElvisThePelvis> Nice!
<spam> tee hee

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