This slight release of gas was just enought to loosen Miss Carnival's plastic surgery stitching.
Blood was the flavor of this tart, and oh, man, what a flavor.
A wonderful opportunity for Brazil's new police-dog unit to prove its worth!
Gather those body parts, boys, we got a job to do!
With no surviving picture to work from, Miss Carnival's reconstruction was structured around the one feature that everyone remembered best.
Her father declined to comment.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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