[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I often give into temptation. I've been lesbian. I've slept with more women than I can count.

I've slept with men too. I've even slept with midgets.

But, Lord help me, I will resist the tempation to make this caption a vibrator joke.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:35Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:34Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:33Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:32Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:31Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:25Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:24Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:19Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:12Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:11Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:04Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:00Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:57Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:50Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:49Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:48Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:43Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:39Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:38Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:37Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:35Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:34Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:33Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:32Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:29Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:16Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:14Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:07Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:04Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:02Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:01Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:00Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:58Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:56Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:55Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:54Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:53Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:52Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:51Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:50Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:49Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:45Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:43Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:42Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:41Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:30Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:25Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:24Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:23Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:22Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:21Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:20Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:17Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:14Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:58Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:49Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:47Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:46Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:45Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:44Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:43Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:39Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:36Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:33Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:32Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:25Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:24Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:20Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:19Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:12Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:05Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:03Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:59Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:58Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:56Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:54Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:50Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:46Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:39Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:38Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:36Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:35Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:34Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:31Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:30Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:29Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:28Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:27Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:25Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:24Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:23Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:22Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:21Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:18Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:13Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:04Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:03Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:02Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:01Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:00Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:59Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:58Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:57Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:56Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:55Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:49Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:46Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:44Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:39Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:38Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:37Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:35Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:32Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:26Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:25Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:24Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:23Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:22Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:20Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:19Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:18Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:16Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:11Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:10Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:07Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:02Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:01Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:59Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:58Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:57Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:56Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:50Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:49Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:42Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:39Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:34Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:33Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:31Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:28Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:27Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:26Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:25Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:20Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:19Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:17Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:16Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:14Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:12Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:10Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:09Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:07Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:06Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:05Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:02Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:59Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:58Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:57Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:56Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:52Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:51Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:50Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:47Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:46Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:45Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:36Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:31Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:29Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:28Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:18Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:16Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:15Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:06Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:02Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:53Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:48Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:46Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:45Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:44Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:33Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:31Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:30Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:29Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:28Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:26Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:24Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:23Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:22Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:20Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:19Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:17Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:15Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:14Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:13Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:11Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:09Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:08Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:06Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:04Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:02Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:00Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:53Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:51Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:50Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:48Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:44Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:43Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:42Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:40Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:39Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:38Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:37Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:31Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:28Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:25Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:23Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:22Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:21Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:20Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:19Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:18Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:17Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:16Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:14Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:12Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:08Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:07Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:06Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:05Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:03Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:01Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:00Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:58Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:56Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:54Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:53Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:52Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:42Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:38Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:36Caption #51

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post